Celebrity Tanorexia Watch: Nancy O'Dell
I don't swear that much on this Web site, because my mother reads it and I love her, but sometimes a nice, therapeutic four-letter word is the best expression of the depth of my terror -- and when a celebrity comes along and vaults right into the top spot on the Terror Watch index to the point where she redefines it, well, that is when clean language deserts me.
And so: HOLY SHIT, Nancy O'Dell.
Case #2) Madonna
Fuggy and Fug Tour
WE GET IT. You've REALLY been working out. Your muscles are amazing. You could crush a man's skull with your quads. Every day, you crack walnuts in your arm pits. You have managed to do what Cher could not and actually turned back time. You're now biologically a 24 year old professional male rock climber who just moonlights as a popular pop star (the positioning of the mic is a bit much, by the way). You are a creature unlike any other and will never age, we promise. Now, will you PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS?
Obviously from Go Fug Yourself
1 comment:
I loved Madonna but I had a good laugh at your comment!!!! ;)
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