TMI Tuesday: Masturbation Edition

1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?

Length depends on how horny I am, whether or not I'm watching porn, whether or not I need to be expedient. Sometimes I can be as quick as 30 seconds if I have the right image in my head or right words on my lips; or I've taken as long as an hour or even longer if I'm going for multiple loads.

I typically like to watch porn, though if no porn is to be had, it depends on what I'm in the mood for: lately I like thinking about topping a really cute twink, and it is always bare.

2. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating?

I've been "caught" with guys but never really caught masturbating.

3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure?

I prefer masturbating in front of my computer - it's where my porn lives. I have masturbated for someone's viewing pleasure but not via an internet connection in a very long time - always in person.

4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?

I've never attended a JO party - though I want to. However, I agree with Just a Jeep Guy: I'd rather be in an orgy or part of a gangbang rather than traveling to wherever just to jerk off. On the other hand, I've jerked off with guys in saunas and in bathrooms and bookstores, however, I've never been able to keep myself from at least going down on one of the participants.

5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?

I jerk off until the orgasm starts and then I apply pressure to make me shoot as far as I can. My best orgasms end up on my face.

6. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?

I've tried, but the quality of the video wasn't worth keeping.

Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.

I love using "fuck" in casual conversation, but it is usually in the context of "you fucker" or "fuck off" rather than an action to do.

After my previous two entries on books, my mind has been running me into heat. The best way to get me naked is to engage my mind. I do like a pretty face, but sometimes pretty only goes so far. In other words, I'm really horny. :)

Thank you to Just a Jeep Guy for this blog entry idea.