Monday, February 15, 2010

Valentine's Quote


Scene: A few of us (Nathan, Hunter, Kenny, Paul, Bryan the birthday hippy, Rick the only other gay guy, and me) from Joe's met at Lynagh's for some Sunday night drinks.

Nathan: (laughing) I got Miller Lite since we have some bitches at the table.

J.P. (after two shots and a pint) Hey! I'm not a bitch: (slamming my shot glass open end down on the table) I do bourbon shots AND take it up the ass!

Rick (falls out of chair)

fin

6 comments:

Steven Anthony said...

priceless! lol

Sean said...

So did the straight guys know that you take and give it up the ass?

Writer said...

Yes, they did. These are my best straight male friends...well, two of them. Hunter and Nathan. But both Kenny and Bryan also know I'm gay. And they all know Rick is gay too. Despite Joe's conservative religious leanings, it's a very diverse place.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

That's telling them, who's the man!!

That was awesome.

SteveA said...

:)

Kyle said...

And it seems a good time was had by all. Glad you could set them straight JP. ;)