Thank you to Dudetube for the literal and metaphorical heads up. Also go there for more still shots of the movie.
And go to Naked Sword for the 12 minute preview. Very NSFW, but very hot. I love porn, but this is more: it is beautiful and real and the men are real men - not the sugar-coated confections that appear in some porn. I didn't even mind the condom.
And thanks to the lovely, lovely bottom, I'm going to keep my beard for a bit.