Pink Smoke is Actually Coming Out of My Ears...

...I'm so angry.

At first I was simply annoyed by the obvious gender inequality: why is this record collection ONLY for girls?

Thumbing through this book, I'd listen to this music. I'd listen to it moreso than most of the quote unquote girls I know.

But then I started reading what this Ms. Smith had to say.

From the chapter "Making Out with Romeo and Juliet":

[song] 3. Josie Cotton, "Johnny, Are You Queer?"
This is a terrible song choice for making out with shy boys who are afraid to make the first move. Hit those guys with the Psychedelic Furs ["Love My Way" which is song #2]. For the pompous ass in your love life, however, drop the needle on this one. He'll think you're sassy and adorable for putting something so unconventional on the speakers. On a make-out mix, this song issues a subversive challenge to the boy you've brought home that will implore him TO PROVE HIS MANHOOD [my caps of rage]. Once you've implied that you don't think he's able, he will immediately want to do all the things Johnny won't.

Look, bitch: I take dick up the ass: I'm more of a man than any man who fucks your sorry-ass, you fucking...

"What's that, Auntie Mame?"

"That's a C...the first letter of a four-letter word that means that Ms. Smith!"