...more Islamic today after enjoying your Halal Turkeys courtesy of Butterball?
If you don't know Halal is the Islamic version of Kosher, and Butterball has been making their turkeys Halal - OBVIOUSLY - to convert us all to Islam!
The Internet's most visible hater of Islam, Pamela Geller, is warning all Americans this Thanksgiving about a dastardly new force that's threatening the freedom of our holiday dinner tables: Butterball turkeys. According to Geller, in a column from The American Thinker, the turkey brand is forcing sharia law onto all of us by offering whole turkeys that are "certified halal." Geller is aghast: "In a little-known strike against freedom, yet again, we are being forced into consuming meat slaughtered by means of a torturous method: Islamic slaughter." Yet again!
What next: sugar-free candy in the stockings? And Kosher ham? Oh...wait a minute.
BTW, happy belated Thanksgiving to you all. I'm very thankful for all my readers and commenters. Love ya guys. :)