Isn't he wonderful? Those very broad shoulders. That lean, very narrow, very tight body. That furry lower tummy, those untrimmed pubes, and that obviously thick penis.
Kyle, wouldn't he be considered a saint for the "miracles" he causes. And I imagine I'd be praising the Lord repeatedly if Patrick were doing to me what I'd like him to do. ;)
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Wish I found that under my tree!!!
A merry, merry for you & yours for these holidays and the best for the coming year..
xoxox
wally
Isn't he wonderful? Those very broad shoulders. That lean, very narrow, very tight body. That furry lower tummy, those untrimmed pubes, and that obviously thick penis.
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
I want him under my tree
Thank you, wally! :)
I'm sighing right there with you, Tim. :(
Me too, becca, me too.
He is the gift that keeps on giving, and I do believe he gives it with an Irish accent.
Happy New Year!
tamayn, actually he's he gift that makes you keep giving and giving and giving...til you are spent. ;)
His name's Patrick...and he's no saint. ;)
Kyle, wouldn't he be considered a saint for the "miracles" he causes. And I imagine I'd be praising the Lord repeatedly if Patrick were doing to me what I'd like him to do. ;)
The Dutch have an Xmas tradition of "Black Peter" -- an evil elf hired by Sinter Klass to punsih naughty children.
I've been very, very naughty. And if Patrick wants to play the role of Black Peter, then he needs to come to my house right now and punish me. Anally.
He is punishing you, Tim. By NOT giving you what you want. ;)
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