Saturday, August 25, 2012

Weekend Dick

No. Smoking in the nude does not decrease the hazards of smoking...actually you might catch your pubes on fire.

8 comments:

Tim said...

Straight gay porn star Mike Roberts. The one who openly growls homophobic slurs even as he's screwing a man in the ass.

Writer said...

Then hopefully he WILL set his pubes on fire.

JamTheCat said...

What pubes?

Stan said...

Hunky Mike Roberts is, sad to say for us gay boys, a straight man who just happens to make gay porn movies. He's appeared on websites like Jake Cruise and Randy Blue and first got into movies with the Body Shoppe outfit under the name of Angel, where he mainly got sucked or did jerk-off scenes. More recently he moved into big-name films with the likes of Falcon and Hot House but he usually tops. He stands about 5ft 11ins tall, has one of the finest smooth bodies in the business and an 8-inch uncut cock. He also has blue eyes and brown hair. He's not to be confused with another star called Mike Roberts.

Mitchell is Moving said...

Or worse...

Anyway, reading what Tim wrote, I agree... hopefully he will.

Getting ready for work one morning, I was ironing my shirt ... in the nude... I don't know how exactly I did what I did but, let me just say, I never did THAT again!

Writer said...

Kyle, there's a little toupee of hair just above his shaft. :)

Writer said...

Stan, so is this the first Mike Roberts you mention or the second?

Writer said...

Mitchell, as a child...a very small child, I was somehow able to get my penis caught in the drawer of a dresser. I have no idea, but feel your pain. :)