...I'd totally tap that.
Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle is sending pics of his schlong to random men on the Internet and name-dropping HBB -- all in the name of getting laid -- this according to a man who is now shopping the dong shots to media outlets.
TMZ was offered the pics which show a naked man who appears to be Uncle Poodle ... in the shower. According to the seller -- a man who lives in Georgia -- Poodle sent them earlier this week on the gay social app Grindr.
Poodle -- real name Lee Thompson -- is frequently featured on "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" and is openly gay.
The man selling the pics claims Poodle dropped HBB's name almost immediately during a chat ... saying,"So you know who honey boo boo is? That's my niece."
The seller claims there was no hookup.
We called Poodle to see if he's planning to take legal action, but haven't heard back.
To be clear, I doubt he needs to name-drop Honey Boo-Boo in an effort to get laid: I think Thompson is hot! Having said that, I would also like to disclaim that no, I've never watched the show. At most, I've enjoyed gifs of HBB online and that is all. Really. I swear.
Also, are there only dick pics? Any ass shots? Please?