Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day

Via Back2Stonewall who also provides these 5 handy pirate phrases for flirting:

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

3. Ahoy there you strapping lad! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

2. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

1. RAMMING SPEED!

Everyone get out your copies of Treasure Island!

Comments

Tamayn Irraniah said…
Gay pirates are the best kind of pirates. There's also an extended version of this if you've never seen it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ujAIkIlGg
Writer said…
Tamayn, with those tights pants and fluffy shirts, I didn't know there were any other kind of pirate! ;)

Thank you for the link.

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